Monday, February 06, 2012

David Cameron shows his true colours

A true blue

The Prime Minister last week insisted that HM Revenue and Customs sit down and talk to Portsmouth Football Club in a real attempt to come to an arrangement over unpaid taxes.

At the time he said: "Knowing one or two Pompey fans I can certainly understand the idea that they could go and support Southampton is completely incredible and we must do everything we can to keep this friendly rivalry going."

This was initially thought to be mere rhetoric, but on Saturday the Prime Minister was spotted in Petersfield, having abandoned his trip to Fratton Park following the late postponement of Pompey’s match against Hull City.

When asked why he was in town, he replied: “If you must know, I’ve just been to the rather splendid parlour on the junction of Winton Road and Station Road; I find it’s the very best place to get my tats done.”

The Prime Minister was sporting a new tattoo on his left cheek and after little persuasion, he soon bared his chest revealing several years of work by various tattoo artists.

It was now clear why he had refused to roll up his sleeves last year in a London hospital, incurring the wrath of a resident doctor.

“You may as well also know that I’ve just had my name changed by Deed Poll. My full name and title is now Prime Minister David Portsmouth Football Club Cameron.”

We asked the Prime Minister for his thoughts on the Chris Huhne resignation. He told Newswire: “He didn’t resign, I told him to quit. I’ve been trying to get rid of that bloody scummer for ages.”

12 comments:

  1. That is Brilliant :0) Play Up Pompey !!!!

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  2. Dear PM could you get a law passed to ban the wearing of imitation deck chair striped shirts? It's so wrong!

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  3. Come on you HMRC!!

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  4. Poor old Pompey innit mush, we steal from charities and don't pay our taxes, but it ain't our fault innit.

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    1. It is not the fans fault, Pompey fans would love to see those that were responsible brought to book and locked up. But i suppose you can't help your ignorance , probably from that cess pit down the road.

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  5. Cameron was heard singing....

    Pay up Pompey! Pompey pay up!!

    A true blue!!

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    1. UNIMAGINITIVE TOOL.

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  6. I apologise for my family posting as anonymous above. It's because if our dad found out it was us, he would slap us. Well he would when he gets off our sister, as he's a bit busy a the moment. She a good girl though as she never tells her boyfriend (uncle Derek) about it? Anyway sorry about them being ashamed to say their real names, got to go now, as mummy's just got home from dogging with our tea. Mmmmmm spam and chips

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  7. Looking for Pushkin....Feb 11, 2012

    Better late than never only just responding to article November 28th Black cat!!! Outwomans lane Sheet.What happened to Him? Could this possibly be our very own and much missed Pushkin? We still have a pantry full of cat food, just waiting for him to come home.Will eagerly watch this space for news....

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