Francesca; a needy case with her newly donated Hunters
An urgent appeal has been made for macs, wellies and even umbrellas after the village of Langrish was struck by a deadly puddle.
“When it rains an enormous puddle forms at the side of the road – it’s terrifying!” said passer-by Mrs Kreata Drama. “One day someone is going to get quite damp if this is allowed to continue.”
A new campaign group, Concerned Residents Against Puddles (CRAP), is calling on the government, council or anybody else they can think of to act by building levees or flood banks to prevent a splashing disaster.
In the meantime a public appeal has been made to help those in need.
Wellington boots (Hunters only), macs (Burberry if possible) and umbrellas (Armani or Brigg) are urgently needed. If you have any of these items to spare, please drop them off at the Langrish House Hotel for distribution to frightened residents.
Please don’t drive through the puddle on your way – or you could just be contributing to the impending doom.