Monday, February 08, 2010

PJs welcome at Waitrose

A Petersfield supermarket has declared war on Tesco's pyjama ban by welcoming shoppers wearing nightwear.

Waitrose boss Nigel Side-Parting said: "We have no objection to anyone nipping in near closing time wearing their PJs - unless they're made by George at Asda of course.

"What we definitely don't like to see is fat women in tight leggings, those daft Peruvian hats, and people wearing track suit trousers when it's quite evident they haven't indulged in any form of exercise since they were at school."

A spokesman for Morrisons at Horndean added: "We don't care if you dress like a ****ing tramp as long as you're spending money."

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